Greg is bad.

Tonight, it’s 25% show and 75% Men Tell All. This covers the 25%.

Katie makes some strong choices.

Some may call this episode a Bachelorette contestant bloodbath, but I prefer to focus on the positive.

Wherein producers equate a woman being “sex-positive” with a guy being “so-horny-it’s-almost-creepy.”

Feels pretty real in here today, everyone.

Tears, cheers, and jeers. And then more tears.

Katie starts her search for love in a Hyatt just outside New Mexico. (It’s better than it sounds.)

Sigh.

In which all of the remaining women are justifiably convinced that Matt thinks they’re the one.